The Republic of Lipnitia2 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Vladimir Kozlovski with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.061 billion Lipnitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnograd. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lipnitian economy, worth a remarkable 3,142 trillion Lipnitian varas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,215 Lipnitian varas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, and giving up when the going gets tough is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lipnitia2's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lipnitian Orthodoxy.

Lipnitia2 is ranked 288,751^st in the world and 10^th in Slavia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 24.9 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.