The Social Democratic Republic of Lbaniya is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Kaja Cápová with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.783 billion L'banians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodvinsk. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient E'banian economy, worth 788 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,345 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the most recent election was a close race between Kaja Cápová and Kaja Cápová, Kaja Cápová's reputation is hard as nails, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lbaniya's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Lbaniya is ranked 14,580^th in the world and 11^th in Wintercrest for Safest, scoring 116.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.