The Constitutional Monarchy of Lambdasia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Yuki Fujishima with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.572 billion Lambdasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londonjaya. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lambdasian economy, worth 427 trillion pound lambdas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,780 pound lambdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, the official Lambdasian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and soporific speeches from Kaiser Yuki Fujishima have left the opposition utterly knocked out. Crime is totally unknown. Lambdasia's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is -.

Lambdasia is ranked 58,574^th in the world and 2,821^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.61 law-abiding acts per hour.