The Constitutional Monarchy of Lambdasia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Yuki Fujishima with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.054 billion Lambdasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londonjaya. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lambdasian economy, worth 485 trillion pound lambdas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,525 pound lambdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime is totally unknown. Lambdasia's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is -.

Lambdasia is ranked 238,221^st in the world and 12,812^th in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.71 percentage of bribes refused.