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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,488thMost Influential: 4,547thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,746th
The Federal Chiefdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
By Defending the weak, we Protect the Strong
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WA Delegate / Eligor
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Economy
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Kyraina

Population26.021 billion

CapitalJuneau
LeaderChief Eligor
FaithPaganism

CurrencyGolden Bear
AnimalBrown Bear

The Federal Chiefdom of Kyraina is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Eligor with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.021 billion Kyrainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,171 trillion Golden Bears a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,461 Golden Bears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, the nation's smallest Brown Bearball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, and in a fit of passion Chief Eligor has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyraina's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Kyraina is ranked 6,788th in the world and 6th in Hell for Most Cultured, scoring 142 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,488thMost Influential: 4,547thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,746thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,822ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,704thMost Cultured: 6,788thBest Weather: 6,838thLargest Populations: 6,966thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,235thHighest Food Quality: 9,737thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,862ndHighest Economic Output: 10,968thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,988thHealthiest Citizens: 11,233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,449thMost Developed: 14,035thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,363rdNicest Citizens: 16,509thSmartest Citizens: 18,295thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,432ndMost Devout: 29,145thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29,273rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 29,747th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the region

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