Population | 26.021 billion |
Capital | Juneau |
Leader | Chief Eligor |
Faith | Paganism |
Currency | Golden Bear |
Animal | Brown Bear |
The Federal Chiefdom of Kyraina is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Eligor with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.021 billion Kyrainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kyrainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,171 trillion Golden Bears a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,461 Golden Bears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, the nation's smallest Brown Bearball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, and in a fit of passion Chief Eligor has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyraina's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.
Kyraina is ranked 6,788th in the world and 6th in Hell for Most Cultured, scoring 142 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyraina rejected a request from Elite Illuminati Society for an embassy with Hell.
- : Kyraina was endorsed by The Republic of Whydoesthisneedtoexist.
- : Kyraina was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Kyraina was endorsed by Rent of a free land.
- : Kyraina lost the endorsement of Rent of a free land.
- : Following new legislation in Kyraina, in a fit of passion Chief Eligor has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
- : Kyraina was endorsed by The Emirate of Yunussam.
- : Kyraina was endorsed by The People's Republic of Niegrerland.
- : Kyraina was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Shrimpkid.
- : Kyraina was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Debtia Maxima 2.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 20 » Morbus, Sathan, Draconic Aiur, Donkervader, Cynical Alcoholics, Boolaroo, Premedite, Trash Heap, Milwaukee Atheists, New New Atlantis, Tumak, Baldwin Park, Gemma Clara, Margala, Bushon, The Eternal Drift, The Gravel Pits, Shrimpkid, Yunussam, and Whydoesthisneedtoexist.