The Administrative Team of Kylaris is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Liec with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 24.915 billion Kylarites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kylaris Discord. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kylarisian economy, worth 837 trillion Discord Pings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 33,610 Discord Pings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kylaris has designated Kylaris Discord as its capital city, Liec is the self-declared God of all Kylaris, and Liec has just been declared ruler of Kylaris in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylaris's national animal is the Bad Political Take, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Linoism.

Kylaris is ranked 175,811^th in the world and 16^th in Kylaris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 431.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.