The Celestial Republic of Kyete is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Enoki Chagrine with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.144 billion Kyeteans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamantem. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyetean economy, worth 675 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,928 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Kyete at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kyete's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kyete is ranked 153,110^th in the world and 1^st in Interplanetary Alliance for Largest Populations, with 4.14 billion capita.