The Sanguine Majesty of Kshrlmnt is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 36.082 billion Kshrlmntians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahranisht. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.

The very strong Kshrlmntian economy, worth a remarkable 2,309 trillion wkts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 64,006 wkts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kshrlmnt's national animal is the guerilla warrior, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kshrlmnt is ranked 13,694^th in the world and 1^st in Unknown for Most Cultured, scoring 100 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.