The Red Panda of Krzyzewskiville is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SoL with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.479 billion Blue Devils are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cameron. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Blue Devil economy, worth 566 trillion Basketballs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,835 Basketballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, and the news is showing footage of SoL bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krzyzewskiville's national animal is the red panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Basketball.

Krzyzewskiville is ranked 6,469^th in the world and 120^th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 139 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.