The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.388 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 9,871 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 536,855 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 8,183^rd in the world and 14^th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,014.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.