The Republic of Kriezcrieg is a small, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 32 million Kriezcriegians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kriezcriegian economy, worth 1.18 trillion gratons a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,759 gratons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and the Kriezcriegian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriezcrieg's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kriezcrieg is ranked 116,183^rd in the world and 17^th in The Embassy for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 683.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.