The Unitary Republic of Krestempir is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xender Stal'fër Zagërberg with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.417 billion Krestonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KrëctBurg. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krestonian economy, worth 168 trillion Ꞧanks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 119,002 Ꞧanks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the swagger of covering up is unparalleled, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krestempir's national animal is the Swift, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krestempir is ranked 226,791^st in the world and 1^st in Z K S K for Largest Populations, with 1.42 billion capita.