
| Population | 9.422 billion |
| Capital | Yggsdrasil |
| Leader | Thane V |
| Faith | Taxidermy God |
| Currency | Candy Cane |
| Animal | Korsian grizzly bear |
The Revenant of Kors is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Thane V with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.422 billion Korsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggsdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Korsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,241 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 344,009 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Supervisors in Kors commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates, Kors is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime is totally unknown. Kors's national animal is the Korsian grizzly bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Taxidermy God.
Kors is ranked 155,814th in the world and 53rd in Astellaria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 750.47 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kors was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and Most Patriotic.
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Kors, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive.
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Kors, Kors is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
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Kors, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates.
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Kors, supervisors in Kors commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
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Kors, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
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Kors, SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight".
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Kors, surveillance cameras are banned.
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Kors, cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests.
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Kors, children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers.







































































































