The Empire of Koem Kab is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.357 billion Koem Kabs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federick City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Koem Kabian economy, worth an astonishing 23,951 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,121,487 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Koem Kab, baby strollers have occupier-operated side-mounted machine guns, it is often said that only The Great Leader could bring down Dàguó, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koem Kab's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koem Kabism.

Koem Kab is ranked 908^th in the world and 1^st in The Secret Order for Rudest Citizens, with 445.8 insults per minute.