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Koem Kab was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 287
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1stHighest Poor Incomes: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 29th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Koem Kab

Population13.363 billion

CapitalFederick City
LeaderThe Great Leader
FaithKoem Kabism

Currencypound
Animalporpoise

The Empire of Koem Kab is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.363 billion Koem Kabs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federick City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Koem Kabian economy, worth an astonishing 11,390 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 852,358 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koem Kab's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koem Kabism.

Koem Kab is ranked 613th in the world and 1st in The Secret Order for Fattest Citizens, with 76 Obesity Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1stHighest Poor Incomes: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 29thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Secular: 77thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78thMost Scientifically Advanced: 91stLargest Black Market: 94thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 95thMost Subsidized Industry: 96thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 105thMost Efficient Economies: 136thMost Corrupt Governments: 177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 275thLargest Insurance Industry: 312thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 329thMost Armed: 331stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 338thLargest Mining Sector: 339thLargest Agricultural Sector: 344thLargest Governments: 353rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 373rdMost Patriotic: 493rdSmartest Citizens: 499thHighest Economic Output: 508thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 509thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 587thFattest Citizens: 613thLargest Retail Industry: 646thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 777thLargest Publishing Industry: 807thLowest Crime Rates: 832ndMost Advanced Public Education: 838thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,022ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,377thMost Cultured: 1,757thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,070thRudest Citizens: 2,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,882ndMost Developed: 2,993rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,607thMost Avoided: 9,233rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,345thMost Stationary: 14,885thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,103rdMost Influential: 18,043rdMost Authoritarian: 20,640thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,741stLargest Populations: 26,017th

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  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 5% for Most Stationary.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.

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