Population | 9.148 billion |
Capital | Federick City |
Leader | The Great Leader |
Faith | Koem Kabism |
Currency | pound |
Animal | porpoise |
The Empire of Koem Kab is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.148 billion Koem Kabs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federick City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Koem Kabian economy, worth a remarkable 7,745 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 846,676 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, military spending recently hit a new high, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koem Kab's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koem Kabism.
Koem Kab is ranked 240,866th in the world and 1st in The Secret Order for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.79 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Koem Kab, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
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Koem Kab, military spending recently hit a new high.
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Koem Kab, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
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Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Koem Kab, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
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Koem Kab, The Great Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
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Koem Kab, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
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Koem Kab, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
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Koem Kab, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
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Koem Kab, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.