The Kingdom of Kjelhia is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 10.549 billion Kjelhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kjelhian economy, worth 290 trillion Futurnian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 27,579 Futurnian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kjelhia's national animal is the beaver.

Kjelhia is ranked 60,845^th in the world and 119^th in Emirates of Futurnia for Largest Populations, with 10.5 billion capita.