The Oppressed Peoples of Kirovenia is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 16 million Kirovenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The weak Kiroven economy, worth 427 billion Nehixim Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 26,711 Nehixim Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, military spending is on the increase, the existence of external reality is tacitly denied, and children receive government-sanctioned brainrot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kirovenia's national animal is the Cosmic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kirovenia is ranked 316,662^nd in the world and 4,552^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.79 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.