The Republic of Kirkillia is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.112 billion Kirkillians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The very strong Kirkillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion boarheads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 65,808 boarheads, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kirkillia's national animal is the boar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kirkillia is ranked 48,703^rd in the world and 37^th in Emirates of Futurnia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.84 percentage of bribes refused.