The Şahlık of Kingdom of Irhk is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Padishah Murad Ertegün with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 23.917 billion irhkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altunşehir. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Irhkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,689 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 196,078 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Irhk's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kingdom of Irhk is ranked 8,066^th in the world and 3^rd in Novo Brasil for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,398.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.