The Holy Roman Empire of Keswickholt is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Empress Amelia I Aurelia with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 15.295 billion Keswickholtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Keswickholt. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Keswickholtian economy, worth a remarkable 3,968 trillion Imperial Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,495 Imperial Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, and Keswickholt is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keswickholt's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Keswickholt is ranked 22,430^th in the world and 1^st in The Holy Roman Empire of Keswickholt for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,931.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.