The United Kingdom of Keswickholt is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King William with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.373 billion Keswickholtians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Keswickholt. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Keswickholtian economy, worth 333 trillion Tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,503 Tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keswickholt's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Deism.

Keswickholt is ranked 5,318^th in the world and 238^th in 10000 Islands for Most Influential, scoring 12,708 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.