The Federal Empire of Keswickholt is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Empress Rebecca with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 6.254 billion Keswickholtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Keswickholt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Keswickholtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,549 trillion Imperial Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,823 Imperial Tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 841,594 per year while the poor average 53,838, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keswickholt's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Deism.

Keswickholt is ranked 13,211^th in the world and 216^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,138.72 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.