The Armed Republic of Kequinge is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by General Kequinge with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.366 billion Kequingeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Kequinge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kequingean economy, worth 581 trillion Keqingeses a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,767 Keqingeses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 920,232 per year while the poor average 17,076, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, domestic fishermen fly the Kequingean flag out of fear of being blown up, and the Kequingean war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kequinge's national animal is the The Armed Kequinge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kequinge is ranked 40,367^th in the world and 28^th in Lone Wolves United for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,261.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.