The Militaristic Dictatorship of Keklystan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Big Man Tyrone with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.344 billion Kekistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kekstantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keklystanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,427 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 418,912 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,736,838 per year while the poor average 25,287, a ratio of 108 to 1.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Kekistanians make research institutes rich, and prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Keklystan's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Kek.

Keklystan is ranked 28,811^th in the world and 1^st in Kekstania for Largest Populations, with 15.3 billion capita.