The Kingdom of Kaztropol is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Synthia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.73 billion Kaztropolitans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaztropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaztropolian economy, worth a remarkable 7,881 trillion Kazeriuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,486 Kazeriuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Kaztropol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaztropol's national animal is the red breasted mountain wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is synthetic cultism.

Kaztropol is ranked 2,806^th in the world and 2^nd in Greater Kaztropol for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,100.8 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.