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Lowest Crime Rates: 531stMost Developed: 610thHealthiest Citizens: 661st
The Kingdom of
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Kaztropol

Population17.75 billion

CapitalKaztropolis
LeaderQueen Synthia
Faithsynthetic cultism

CurrencyKazerius
Animalred breasted mountain wombat

The Kingdom of Kaztropol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Synthia with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 17.75 billion Kaztropolitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaztropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaztropolian economy, worth a remarkable 4,464 trillion Kazeriuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 251,534 Kazeriuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaztropol's national animal is the red breasted mountain wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is synthetic cultism.

Kaztropol is ranked 1,531st in the world and 1st in Greater Kaztropol for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,632.27 Tourists Per Hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 531stMost Developed: 610thHealthiest Citizens: 661stLongest Average Lifespans: 697thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 869thSafest: 996thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,005thLargest Governments: 1,057thMost Devout: 1,197thMost Cultured: 1,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,657thBest Weather: 1,967thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,092ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,269thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,418thSmartest Citizens: 2,480thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,582ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,904thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,165thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,328thMost Efficient Economies: 3,384thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,913thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,604thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,032ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,061stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,143rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,371stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,902ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,921stNudest: 7,556thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,169thLargest Populations: 8,720thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,106thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,402ndMost Inclusive: 12,990thMost Influential: 14,401stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,905thMost Stationary: 15,282ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,645thNicest Citizens: 21,774th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaztropol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaztropol, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaztropol, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaztropol, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaztropol, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
  • : Kaztropol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaztropol, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaztropol, panic-stricken royals insist a stray ball in their garden is an emergency.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaztropol, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaztropol, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Kaztropolian as 'your finger, you fool'.

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