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Largest Agricultural Sector: 173rdMost Devout: 424thMost Valuable International Artwork: 604th
The Axial Impetus of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hard work with little to eat makes the sun rise again!
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kay Pacha

Population3.917 billion

CapitalGreat X̣unɥuñuc
Leaderthe apotheosis of Atoc IV X̣uand X̣ahãac
Faiththe Solar Design

Currencystatutory corvée
Animalcamelid

The Axial Impetus of Kay Pacha is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the apotheosis of Atoc IV X̣uand X̣ahãac with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.917 billion runacuna are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great X̣unɥuñuc. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient runa economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion statutory corvées a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,687 statutory corvées, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight", diaper sales are up, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kay Pacha's national animal is the camelid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Solar Design.

Kay Pacha is ranked 33,057th in the world and 1st in Kay Pacha for Highest Food Quality, scoring 70.05 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 173rdMost Devout: 424thMost Valuable International Artwork: 604thMost Primitive: 805thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,117thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,137thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,248thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,967thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,197thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,564thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,567thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,962ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,321stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,983rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,168thLargest Governments: 4,491stMost Authoritarian: 4,524thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,673rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,740thLargest Black Market: 4,768thMost Conservative: 4,809thLowest Crime Rates: 5,207thMost Cultured: 5,954thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,573rdMost Patriotic: 6,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,380thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,508thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,494thLargest Mining Sector: 10,220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,246thMost Efficient Economies: 14,027th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, diaper sales are up.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight".
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby".
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.

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