
| Population | 4.496 billion |
| Capital | Great X̣unɥuñuc |
| Leader | the apotheosis of Atoc IV X̣uand X̣ahãac |
| Faith | the Solar Design |
| Currency | statutory corvée |
| Animal | camelid |
The Civic-Ceremonial Complex of Kay Pacha is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the apotheosis of Atoc IV X̣uand X̣ahãac with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.496 billion runacuna are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great X̣unɥuñuc. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient runa economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion statutory corvées a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 296,187 statutory corvées, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Kay Pacha, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kay Pacha's national animal is the camelid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Solar Design.
Kay Pacha is ranked 314,046th in the world and 6th in Angwantibo for Most Secular, with 0.74 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
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Kay Pacha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Subsidized Industry.
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Kay Pacha lodged a message on the Angwantibo Regional Message Board.
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Kay Pacha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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Kay Pacha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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Kay Pacha lodged a message on the Angwantibo Regional Message Board.
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Kay Pacha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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Kay Pacha lodged a message on the Angwantibo Regional Message Board.
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Kay Pacha lodged a message on the Angwantibo Regional Message Board.
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Kay Pacha lodged a message on the Angwantibo Regional Message Board.
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Kay Pacha lodged a message on the Angwantibo Regional Message Board.





















































