
| Population | 3.917 billion |
| Capital | Great X̣unɥuñuc |
| Leader | the apotheosis of Atoc IV X̣uand X̣ahãac |
| Faith | the Solar Design |
| Currency | statutory corvée |
| Animal | camelid |
The Axial Impetus of Kay Pacha is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the apotheosis of Atoc IV X̣uand X̣ahãac with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.917 billion runacuna are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great X̣unɥuñuc. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient runa economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion statutory corvées a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,687 statutory corvées, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight", diaper sales are up, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kay Pacha's national animal is the camelid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Solar Design.
Kay Pacha is ranked 33,057th in the world and 1st in Kay Pacha for Highest Food Quality, scoring 70.05 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kay Pacha, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
- : Following new legislation in
Kay Pacha, diaper sales are up.
- : Following new legislation in
Kay Pacha, SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight".
- : Following new legislation in
Kay Pacha, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
- : Following new legislation in
Kay Pacha, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in
Kay Pacha, the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby".
- : Following new legislation in
Kay Pacha, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
- : Following new legislation in
Kay Pacha, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Following new legislation in
Kay Pacha, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in
Kay Pacha, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.




















































