The Federal Republic of Katzeburg is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cari Victors with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.952 billion Katzeburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katzestadt. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Katzeburgian economy, worth 357 trillion barins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,204 barins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, Cari Victors is famed for giving great back rubs, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Katzeburg to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katzeburg's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Football.

Katzeburg is ranked 249,745^th in the world and 34^th in Esportiva for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.