The Allegedly Furry, Brony, Homosexual, Straight, Feminist, Crypto-Marxist, Crypto-Fascist, Baby-Eating, Anarcho-Capitalist, Libertarian-Boomer, Supposedly Inconsistent, Stylishly Evil, Emo, Goth, Metalhead, Cold, Calculating, Geek, Otaku, Vegan, Carnivore, E-Girl, K-poper, Lolicon, Satanist, What the Heck Is Wrong with Her Title Empire of Katganistan is a behemoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey Katgan with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 51.078 billion Katgani have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Industry and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kattorze. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Katgan economy, worth 502 trillion Katmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 9,829 Katmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, a third of Katgani are e-certified CEOs, children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering, and grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katganistan's national animal is the Miniature Schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katganistan is ranked 307,000^th in the world and 2^nd in Kattar for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.