The Allegedly Furry, Brony, Homosexual, Straight, Feminist, Crypto-Marxist, Crypto-Fascist, Baby-Eating, Anarcho-Capitalist, Libertarian-Boomer, Supposedly Inconsistent, Stylishly Evil, Emo, Goth, Metalhead, Cold, Calculating, Geek, Otaku, Vegan, E-Girl, Kpoper, Lolicon, Satanist, What the Heck Is Wrong with Her Title Empire of Katganistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey Katgan with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 47.243 billion Katgani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Industry and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kattorze. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Katgan economy, worth 451 trillion Katmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 9,549 Katmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines suggest that Audrey Katgan has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katganistan's national animal is the Miniature Schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katganistan is ranked 312,634^th in the world and 3^rd in Kattar for Most Patriotic, with 0.43 flags saluted per person per day.