The Little Land of Kareniya is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sanya Nikoleyeva with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.323 billion Karenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotov. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,398 trillion Medyaks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,477 Medyaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, sex changes are routinely performed at Kareniya's hospitals, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Kareniya's national animal is the European Wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kareniya is ranked 2,593^rd in the world and 1^st in Yevropa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,059.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.