The Monarchy of Kamijiro is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Atsuko Magami with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.323 billion Kamijiroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraisaki. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamijiroan economy, worth 932 trillion jiroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,274 jiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kamijiroan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", ghost regiments exist only on paper, and faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamijiro's national animal is the earthworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintō.

Kamijiro is ranked 146,749^th in the world and 29^th in Esportiva for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 910.87 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.