The Tantric Kingdom of Kailasarashtra is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Tseten Sangay with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.163 billion Tibetans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lhasa. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tibetan economy, worth a remarkable 1,703 trillion tangkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,642 tangkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, students select colleges based on wi-fi quality, and medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kailasarashtra's national animal is the Tibetan sand fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vajrayana Buddhism.

Kailasarashtra is ranked 14,146^th in the world and 34^th in Pecan Sandies for Largest Black Market, with 311 trillion Standard Monetary Units.