The 🌠 Harron Republic🌠 of Kadaizee is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Harronian Senate with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.577 billion Kadaizeens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraiva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kadaizeen economy, worth a remarkable 2,152 trillion Harronian Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,969 Harronian Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,133,092 per year while the poor average 13,508, a ratio of 83.9 to 1.

Prevalence rates of genitourinary infectious disease are inexplicably on the rise, midwives must be skilled with the blade, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and all work and no play makes parties very dull. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kadaizee's national animal is the Wampa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Kadaizee is ranked 11,314^th in the world and 60^th in Starlight for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.42 years.