The Transfeminist Queendom of Jolthig is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Jolthena with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.137 billion Jolthigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jolthig. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jolthigian economy, worth a remarkable 4,490 trillion Jols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,014 Jols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, and citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jolthig's national animal is the White Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Jolthig is ranked 182,313^th in the world and 15^th in The Transgender Region for Highest Drug Use, scoring 106.97 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.