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Most Advanced Public Transport: 339th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 438th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,057th
The Follower of Ahmad of
Democratic Socialists
Love For All, Hatred For None
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Jolthig

Population17.758 billion

CapitalJolthig
LeaderThe Khalifa
FaithIslam Ahmadiyya

CurrencyJol
AnimalWhite Cat

The Follower of Ahmad of Jolthig is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Khalifa with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.758 billion Jolthigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jolthig. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jolthigian economy, worth a remarkable 2,607 trillion Jols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,849 Jols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Jolthigian city, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jolthig's national animal is the White Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam Ahmadiyya.

Jolthig is ranked 8,605th in the world and 7th in United Empire of Islam for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 339thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 438thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,329thMost Efficient Economies: 1,606thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,996thLowest Crime Rates: 2,294thSafest: 2,763rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,562ndLargest Governments: 4,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,239thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,308thHighest Economic Output: 4,334thSmartest Citizens: 4,749thLargest Populations: 7,006thMost Inclusive: 7,200thHealthiest Citizens: 8,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,162ndTop
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Most Cultured: 8,605thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,732ndMost Pacifist: 9,124thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,530thMost Developed: 10,194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,433rdMost Income Equality: 10,641stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,444thMost Secular: 12,969thHighest Average Incomes: 13,307th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jolthig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Jolthig's influence in United Empire of Islam rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Jolthig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Jolthig changed its national nation type to "Follower of Ahmad".
  • : Jolthig changed its national nation type to "Ahmadiyya".
  • : Jolthig altered its national flag.
  • : Jolthig altered its national flag.
  • : Jolthig altered its national flag.
  • : Jolthig lodged a message on the United Empire of Islam Regional Message Board.
  • : Jolthig lodged a message on the United Empire of Islam Regional Message Board.

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