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Most Advanced Public Transport: 366th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 402nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,060th
The Ahmadiyya Zindabad of
Democratic Socialists
La ilah illah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population16.468 billion

LeaderThe Khalifa
FaithIslam Ahmadiyya

AnimalWhite Cat

The Ahmadiyya Zindabad of Jolthig is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Khalifa with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.468 billion Jolthigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jolthig. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jolthigian economy, worth a remarkable 2,408 trillion Jols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,264 Jols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jolthigian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, politicians have tenure, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jolthig's national animal is the White Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam Ahmadiyya.

Jolthig is ranked 29,324th in the world and 23rd in United Empire of Islam for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,091.18 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 402ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,060thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,331stMost Efficient Economies: 1,633rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,064thLowest Crime Rates: 2,209thSafest: 2,902ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,605thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,650thLargest Governments: 4,128thHighest Economic Output: 4,478thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,651stSmartest Citizens: 4,827thMost Income Equality: 5,647thLargest Populations: 7,396thMost Inclusive: 7,821stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,013thHealthiest Citizens: 8,239thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,585thTop
Most Cultured: 9,070thMost Pacifist: 9,616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,686thMost Developed: 10,908thMost Secular: 13,374thHighest Average Incomes: 13,495thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,300th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

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