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Most Valuable International Artwork: 509thHighest Drug Use: 525thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,121st
The Confederation Of Shtetls of
Left-Leaning College State
דאָיִקייט
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Jewish Partisan Division

Population9.453 billion

CapitalPavolitsh
LeaderThe Council of Partisans
FaithJudaism

CurrencyKarbovanets
AnimalGolden Peacock

The Confederation Of Shtetls of Jewish Partisan Division is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Council of Partisans with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.453 billion Jews enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavolitsh. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jewish economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion Karbovanets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,161 Karbovanets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Jewish citizenship, and you can tell when Jews are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jewish Partisan Division's national animal is the Golden Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Jewish Partisan Division is ranked 2,525th in the world and 1st in Hotel Zamenhof for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,805.52 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 509thHighest Drug Use: 525thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,121stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,525thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,603rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,902ndTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,359thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,744thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,925thMost Inclusive: 4,183rdFattest Citizens: 4,655thMost Cultured: 5,374thHighest Food Quality: 5,878thMost Accessible: 5,987thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,436thNicest Citizens: 6,438thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,218thRudest Citizens: 7,545thLargest Retail Industry: 10,007thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,208thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,556thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,267thLargest Black Market: 15,514thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,634thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,263rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,014thHighest Average Incomes: 23,991stHighest Economic Output: 24,321stLargest Publishing Industry: 25,105thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,824thMost Armed: 26,668thSmartest Citizens: 28,887thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32,984thMost Income Equality: 33,217th

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