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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,880thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,636thHighest Crime Rates: 7,395th
The Self-Defense Organization of
Father Knows Best State
דאָיִקייט
Influence
Sprat
RMB Watchdog
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jewish Partisan Division

Population4.013 billion

CapitalPavolitsh
LeaderJus
FaithJudaism

CurrencyHryvnia
AnimalGolden Peacock

The Self-Defense Organization of Jewish Partisan Division is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.013 billion Jews are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavolitsh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The very strong Jewish economy, worth 317 trillion Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,123 Hryvnias, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing numbers of children in Jewish Partisan Division have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, and large sections of Jewish Partisan Division have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jewish Partisan Division's national animal is the Golden Peacock and its national religion is Judaism.

Jewish Partisan Division is ranked 178,584th in the world and 3,583rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 80.259497245 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,880thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,636thHighest Crime Rates: 7,395thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,732ndFattest Citizens: 12,344thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,850thMost Armed: 18,321stHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,384th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 83rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 257th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 268th in the regionFattest Citizens: 293rd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 402nd in the regionMost Armed: 437th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 449th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 508th in the regionMost Avoided: 511th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 553rd in the region

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