The Winter Wonderland of Jewish Partisan Division is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Council of Partisans with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.456 billion Jews enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavolitsh. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jewish economy, worth 713 trillion Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,775 Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, the Jewish football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jewish Partisan Division's national animal is the Golden Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Jewish Partisan Division is ranked 139,547^th in the world and 2,688^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,013.85 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.