The Army Idiots of Jeru FC is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 37.975 billion Jeru FCians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Jeru FCian economy, worth 867 trillion Footballs a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 22,857 Footballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Footballs each year and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeru FC's national animal is the Flying Purple Person, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jeru FC is ranked 231,038^th in the world and 64^th in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.