The United Revolutionary States of Janpia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Annie Natya Anya with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 10.73 billion Janpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalingrad City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Janpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,170 trillion Petoskschis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 202,324 Petoskschis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing special about Annie Natya Anya, the best way to cope with your child's failure is to try again, diplomats miss flights while wandering Kalingrad City Airport's endless art maze, and praying at the office can see you terminated for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janpia's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janpia is ranked 217,913^th in the world and 11^th in Esvanovia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.