The United Revolutionary States of Janpia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Yorischa Juneschen with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed population of 1.792 billion Janpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalingrad City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Janpian economy, worth 320 trillion JPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,967 JPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, Janpia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janpia's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Janpia is ranked 1,264th in the world and 10th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 85.61 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
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Janpia, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
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Janpia, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
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Janpia, Janpia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
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Janpia, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
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Janpia, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
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Janpia, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
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Janpia, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
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Janpia, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
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Janpia, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-JP mansions.
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Janpia, Yorischa Juneschen's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.