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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,334thMost Patriotic: 3,059thMost Influential: 4,463rd
The Revolutionary States Union of
Authoritarian Democracy
Hardwork, Discipline, Unity
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population764 million

CapitalKalingrad City
LeaderKemelivsky Paleovich


The Revolutionary States Union of Janpia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kemelivsky Paleovich with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 764 million Janpians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalingrad City. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Janpian economy, worth 95.4 trillion JPS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,906 JPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janpia's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janpia is ranked 150,543rd in the world and 619th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 375.16 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,334thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,059thMost Influential: 4,463rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,541stLowest Crime Rates: 7,829thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,670thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,189thHealthiest Citizens: 9,385thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,615thSafest: 10,965thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,816thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,579thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,657thMost Developed: 13,680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,035thLargest Governments: 15,038thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,878thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,489thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,544thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,628thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,148thMost Secular: 20,007thBest Weather: 20,130thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,608thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,215thHighest Average Incomes: 22,386thSmartest Citizens: 23,884thHighest Food Quality: 24,416th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 130th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 134th in the regionMost Influential: 135th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Janpia lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Janpia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Peace and Sustainable Development".
  • : Janpia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Janpia lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 149 » Marxmeans, Red Nation State, Orasad, Rothnia, Liknovia, Bamana, Muirsk, Zuluzkvsky, Maogeji, Kethania, Keltische, Smooches, Bruzzundunga, Shamian, Magyar SSR, Ganjallia, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Slanwazisia, The Reunification of Korea, Karelianastan, Soviet Felines, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, The palace of God 2, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, United States of Stalinia, New Soviet States of America, Free Comrades, Freed Bavaria, Bibliophilius, AJ Empire, Berlin Commune, Yeniseisk, Rubumba, Feyrisshire, Phallas, Maxuus, Rarsh, Southern Taraxacia, The Greater Tulsa Area, Tastiana, Livenkenchee, Natiri, Saorta, Tewi, Konzhov, Anarhic Morrowind, Solova, The United Indochina, Illeron, and 99 others.Virdmar, Socialist Proletariat Republics, New Cheezland, Ruskania, Saint Shepard, Kergstan, Old Mare, Cassaracen, Zembergz, -Gregoria, Council of America, Soviet Kittens, Seungli, Gwenova, Eriadni, Slakchtreen, CommuneChina, Novokonetsk, Doune Python, Geckletopia, Hopolieistan, Florentinia, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics23, Balkien, Samanaa, Arbados Balarascia, The Hoi, FederativeStateofBrasil, Shinzhou, Green Briar, Doultrenia, North Fluedan, Ethodopus, Blessed China, Mal SUncu, Gra Kiesland, Thebrin, Itilien, Mallissa, Vestrik, Sodoran Alesia, Greater Hongshan, New Astri, Nova Imperialis, Raresun, Peace and Love but better, Kheltchistan, The United Global Alliance, Grungebunny, Huelistan, Karandanak, Boyarkinskaya, Volanton, Barclavi, Revolutionary Force, Koshuri, Ethkaria, Grebanistan, Zumba lakatunga, Abset, Ikkarumikluak, South Merwervader Islands, Proletariana, SFRYugosalvia, Sylvatarel, The Passerine Islands, Socialist State of Ronlandia, Gogosia, Terrapinne, Phaliea, Kingdom of Voidstania, Sadona, SAITE, Globialia, Eleutherya, Garbynia, Damikistan, Lilshire, Fhilophofia, Passany, Republic socialism of Vietnam, Socialist Republic of Mountairio, Mycenaean United States, 0010101, Happy Hunting Habitat, United Norria, United States of Buffaloia, Arsa, Pajonia, Vulga, The independent void states, Te Nonoke, Spartakus Germany, Kamparn, Kangaroo29, Borealian Communes, Hamceuvensis, East Shancia, and Internationalistiusy.

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