The Revolutionary States Union of Janpia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kemelivsky Paleovich with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 764 million Janpians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalingrad City. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Janpian economy, worth 95.4 trillion JPS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,906 JPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janpia's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janpia is ranked 150,543^rd in the world and 619^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 375.16 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.