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Most Patriotic: 1,264thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,374thLowest Crime Rates: 2,976th
The United Revolutionary States of
Democratic Socialists
Hardwork, Discipline, Unity
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Janpia

Population1.792 billion

CapitalKalingrad City
LeaderYorischa Juneschen

CurrencyJP
AnimalRaven

The United Revolutionary States of Janpia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Yorischa Juneschen with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed population of 1.792 billion Janpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalingrad City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Janpian economy, worth 320 trillion JPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,967 JPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, Janpia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janpia's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janpia is ranked 1,264th in the world and 10th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 85.61 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Patriotic: 1,264thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,374thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,976thMost Influential: 3,633rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,585thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,185thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,196thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,337thHealthiest Citizens: 5,531stLargest Governments: 5,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,922ndMost Developed: 6,029thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,531stMost Inclusive: 7,694thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,098thHighest Food Quality: 8,786thSmartest Citizens: 8,882ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,007thSafest: 9,126thHighest Average Incomes: 9,824thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,274thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,879thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,909thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,764thMost Secular: 14,376thMost Cultured: 14,552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,313thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,455thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,140thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,082nd
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Most Patriotic: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 80th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 123rd in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 133rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 159th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 161st in the regionMost Average: 178th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 181st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 183rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 185th in the regionNudest: 194th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, Janpia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-JP mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, Yorischa Juneschen's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.

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