The Republic of Jaginistan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Talaal al-Ayub with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.49 billion Jaginistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.9%.

The strong Jaginistanian economy, worth 616 trillion Jagis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,350 Jagis, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaginistan's national animal is the Jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Jaginistan is ranked 214,198^th in the world and 130^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.97 kickbacks per hour.