The People's Republic of Jackinstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ibrahim Traoré with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 4.015 billion Jackinstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouagadougou. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jackinstanian economy, worth 496 trillion labour tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 123,641 labour tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, children making baking soda volcanos are questioned by the police, and highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jackinstan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam and christianity.

Jackinstan is ranked 9,613^th in the world and 142^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.69 years.