The Scottish Land of Insignificance is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Jock Wallace with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 14.931 billion Insignificants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jock City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Insignificant economy, worth a remarkable 2,283 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,954 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many in Insignificance are born in the purple, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insignificance's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Insignificance is ranked 64,894^th in the world and 3^rd in Friends of the Apocalypse for Nudest, with 189.75 cheeks per square mile.