The YAP of Immoren is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 36.055 billion Immoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotka. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Immorean economy, worth a remarkable 7,083 trillion Marks of Immoren a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,459 Marks of Immoren, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, and the national policy on terrorism is "forgive and forget". Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Immoren's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Immoren is ranked 327,448^th in the world and 3^rd in Angels of Derp for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.44 law-abiding acts per hour.