The March Winds of Ikania is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by the March Rider with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, humorless population of 24.696 billion Ikanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazeldean. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ikanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,353 trillion acorns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,781 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomacy is a foreign concept to Ikanians, aides are afraid to ask if The March Rider wants a cup of tea or coffee, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ikania's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Marcianism.

Ikania is ranked 301,950^th in the world and 1,865^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14.7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.