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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 906thMost Conservative: 1,126thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,829th
The Altruistic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
团结一致,共同前进!
Immortal Father
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Idyllic Beauty

Population1.33 billion

CapitalEverlasting Peace | Beijing
LeaderImmortal Father
FaithAnnihilation Worship

CurrencyVoucher
AnimalDragon

The Altruistic Republic of Idyllic Beauty is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Immortal Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.33 billion Chinese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everlasting Peace | Beijing. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The all-consuming Chinese economy, worth 216 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,450 Vouchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Chinese officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Immortal Father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Idyllic Beauty's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Annihilation Worship.

Idyllic Beauty is ranked 311,758th in the world and 192nd in Eladria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 906thMost Conservative: 1,126thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,829thMost Devout: 2,820thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,743rdMost Authoritarian: 4,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,424thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,863rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,890thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,218thNudest: 7,493rdBest Weather: 7,795thMost Patriotic: 7,977thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,203rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,907thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,858thLargest Governments: 10,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,299thLowest Crime Rates: 13,014thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,785thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,894thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,531stTop
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Largest Black Market: 19,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,477thMost Extreme: 29,945th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Idyllic Beauty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Idyllic Beauty, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Immortal Father.
  • : Following new legislation in Idyllic Beauty, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Idyllic Beauty, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Chinese officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Idyllic Beauty, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
  • : Following new legislation in Idyllic Beauty, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Idyllic Beauty, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Idyllic Beauty, relations with Merovingia are as cold as Idyllic Beauty's skill with the blade.
  • : Following new legislation in Idyllic Beauty, the new Grand Inquisitor of Righteous Scientific Inquiry has ordered a surprising amount of hemlock.
  • : Following new legislation in Idyllic Beauty, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.

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