The Burning Desert of Idinist is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Idinist XIX with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and national health service. The hard-working population of 3.752 billion queers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idinist. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The queer economy, worth 150 trillion coins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,131 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stormyism has been named as Idinist's national religion, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Idinist's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Stormyism.

Idinist is ranked 51,985^th in the world and 97^th in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,607.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.