The Dominion of I am a Toaster is a tiny, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8 million I am a Toasterians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The thriving I am a Toasterian economy, worth 597 billion volts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 74,628 volts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,162 per year while the poor average 15,222, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. I am a Toaster's national animal is the toast, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

I am a Toaster is ranked 10,434^th in the world and 24^th in Saint Osmund for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,796.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.