The Constitutional Monarchy of Humanlonia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sar Abashi-Humanduke II with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.457 billion Humanlonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humanlon. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humanlonian economy, worth 194 trillion Humanlonian kakkarus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,397 Humanlonian kakkarus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humanlonia's national animal is the Andrewsarchus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transhumanlonism.

Humanlonia is ranked 282,703^rd in the world and 69^th in Free Market Federation for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -90.18 on the Hayek Index.