
| Population | 38.362 billion |
| Capital | Helsearc |
| Leader | Emperor Niko'Dohsa |
| Faith | the Spirit |
| Currency | Huerdaen Ingot |
| Animal | Hercules Beetle |
The Star Empire of Huerdae is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Niko'Dohsa with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 38.362 billion Huerdaen enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsearc. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Huerdaen economy, worth an astonishing 12,592 trillion Huerdaen Ingots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 328,251 Huerdaen Ingots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Huerdae's national animal is the Hercules Beetle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Spirit.
Huerdae is ranked 331,324th in the world and 8th in Limitless Universe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -51.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
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Huerdae, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
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Huerdae, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
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Huerdae, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
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Huerdae, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
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Huerdae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Huerdae, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
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Huerdae, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
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Huerdae, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
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Huerdae, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
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Huerdae, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.





























































