The Cute trans girlie of Hidrandia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by jeb kerman with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 10.176 billion hidrandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sillyton. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hidrandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion belts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,286 belts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive, billions of belts are spent to take high-quality photos of the Shark Nebula, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hidrandia's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is stars.

Hidrandia is ranked 15,768^th in the world and 6^th in MJT for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.92 years.